2012 Legacy: The Hunger Games
A group of people fight over the last bowl of free peanuts. The bartender yells, “May the odds be ever in your favor!” Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Hunger Games
2011 Archive: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2011 Archive: The Radio
2011 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2011 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2009 Classic: Michael Jackson
Why did the world stop in June 2009? Because the King of Pop took his final moonwalk, proving that even in a digital age, some… Read More »2009 Classic: Michael Jackson
2009 Vintage: The Russian “Reset” Button
Why did the military laugh in 2009? Because Hillary Clinton gave Sergey Lavrov a button that was supposed to say “Reset” but actually said “Overload”—the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Russian “Reset” Button
2008 Legacy: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard get a job? It was “tired” of being pushed around. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Skateboard
2008 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2007 Vintage: The Rush Hour 3 Jet-Lag
Why so late? For a sequel that proved Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker still had the moves, but the audience had moved on to giant… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Rush Hour 3 Jet-Lag
2007 Legacy: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Wink” emoji look like a threat. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Chat Room
2007 Vintage: The “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis
Why were the napkins so necessary? Because Leona Lewis kept “cutting us open” with her vocals while we were trying to eat ribs. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis