Why were people shouting “Valor!”, “Mystic!”, or “Instinct!”? Because your choice of a virtual bird determined your social standing in the neighborhood. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Pokemon GO” Team War
Why “Don’t Wanna Fight”? Because Alabama Shakes reminded us that Brittany Howard’s voice can actually move mountains. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: Best Rock Song
Why was the 9-year-old so cute? To show the adults that you can be a star and still need a booster seat. Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Jacob Tremblay Moment
Why did everyone have red horns? Because the show opened with “Rock or Bust,” and the Academy wanted to show they still know how to… Read More »2015 Legacy: AC/DC’s Horns
Why was it so one-sided? Because by 2015, Serena had beaten her 17 times in a row, making it less of a “rivalry” and more… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova vs. Serena Rivalry
A guy sits at the bar for 12 years. The bartender says, “You’ve grown so much, but you still haven’t tipped.” Part of the 56… Read More »2014 Classic: The Boyhood
Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Little Star
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy… Read More »2014 Archive: The Abbott
Why was the breakroom so cynical? Because the “Worst Christmas Ever” movie came out and we all related to the cat. Part of the 74… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Grumpy Cat” Christmas
My demons are hiding in my closet. Next to my old trucker hats and my cargo shorts. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Demons” Imagine Dragons
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