Why the tow truck? To remind NATO that “Fast Mobility” still requires a paved road and a German gas station. Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Stryker” in the Mud (Europe Edition)
She’s started a “Podcast Series” where she breaks down our wedding video frame by frame to find where the “bad luck” started. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Wedding Video
Why the bird? For a live-action remake that traded the singing dragon for “Chi” and a phoenix, proving that if you take the fun out… Read More »2020 Classic: The Mulan “No Mushu”
“Doctor, I’m talking to my walls.” “In 2020, that’s fine. Call me when the walls start talking back with medical advice.” Part of the 73… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Psychiatrist
The pastor discovering that his computer’s auto-correct software systematically changed every mention of “the righteous” to “the rock stars” right before he walked up to… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Sermon Printing
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2018 Classic: The Google Search Answer Trap
I’m “on fire” with my updates. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “berry” much into this new update. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m checking the Bitcoin price!” “Classic 2017 heart attack.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI… Read More »2017 Archive: The Heart
Why the upgrade? To make sure we can distinguish between a “Tactical Truck” and a “Wedding Convoy” with at least 80% certainty. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper)
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