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2009 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)

Why Bryan Cranston? Because he’s the only man who can make a beige windbreaker look menacing.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Modern Family’s Arrival, Mad Men’s Dynasty & The Conan vs. Jay Shadow” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z09/23/2007 23:25Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Kernel_Panic_9803/20/2009 07:45This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Rewritable_CD01/17/1996 17:30I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/11/2000 02:12Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Space_Jam_Lola06/15/2007 02:18Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@AOL_Chat_Veteran02/10/2000 08:40Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Metacrawler_X06/21/2005 22:35Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@CounterStrike_Pro10/04/2014 11:42Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/22/1997 22:53My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/16/2012 09:29Heh heh heh. Good one.

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