2002 Archive: U2’s Continued Reign
Why did “Walk On” win Record of the Year? Because U2 has reached a level of Grammy fame where they get a trophy just for… Read More »2002 Archive: U2’s Continued Reign
2001 Archive: Operation Enduring Freedom
Why was the invasion of Afghanistan unique? Because it was the first time in history that B-52 bombers from the 1950s provided air cover for… Read More »2001 Archive: Operation Enduring Freedom
2001 Classic: The Fellowship
We watched Lord of the Rings. My wife said our marriage is like the Ring—precious, heavy, and she’s the only one who can handle the burden… Read More »2001 Classic: The Fellowship
2000 Legacy: The Office Decoration
Why were there so many silver lava lamps? To match the “Millennium” theme of the furniture. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Office Decoration
2000 Vintage: The South Park Dresses
Why did Matt Stone and Trey Parker wear dresses? Because after South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, they realized the only way to shock the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The South Park Dresses
1999 Legacy: Macy Gray
Why did she “try to say goodbye and she choked”? Because in 1999, her voice sounded like a beautiful rasp that we all tried—and failed—to… Read More »1999 Legacy: Macy Gray
1998 Classic: The Tomato
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Classic: The Tomato
1998 Legacy: Best Musical Show Album
Why Chicago: The Musical? Because jazz, liquor, and murder are the three pillars of a great Broadway revival. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: Best Musical Show Album
1995 Vintage: The Gym Teacher
“Just keep jumping until you reach it! Rub some dirt on it!” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Gym Teacher
1995 Classic: The 1995 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark year? Because Showgirls taught Hollywood that the line between “artistic vision” and “technicolor trainwreck” is as thin as a G-string,… Read More »1995 Classic: The 1995 Final Razzie Vibe