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2000 Vintage: The South Park Dresses

Why did Matt Stone and Trey Parker wear dresses? Because after South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, they realized the only way to shock the Oscars was to borrow Jennifer Lopez’s Versace gown and a wig.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom04/24/2004 20:33I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Mainframe_Manny03/03/2002 04:40Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Scanner_Darkly06/27/1998 12:13I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Malware_Hunter05/24/2008 10:58Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro04/13/1998 08:22Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Midi_Background05/14/1996 05:23Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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