Why was the invasion of Afghanistan unique? Because it was the first time in history that B-52 bombers from the 1950s provided air cover for Special Forces soldiers riding 12th-century horses.
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Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
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I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
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