2005 Legacy: The Digital Footprint
Why did the lawyer wear “Disguise” glasses? He was afraid his “Ask Jeeves” search history would be used to impeach him. Part of the 51… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Digital Footprint
2004 Legacy: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my mood on my status. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Windows XP Bliss Illusion
Staring at the rolling green hills of the standard computer desktop background and asking Grandma if she remembers visiting that exact pasture during a summer… Read More »2004 Archive: The Windows XP Bliss Illusion
2004 Vintage: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a scientist? A “Beagle” researcher. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Little Dog
2004 Vintage: The Blue-Ray
I explained Blue-Ray to her. She said, “High definition? Great, now I can see the dust on your shelves from across the room.” Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Blue-Ray
2004 Vintage: The “Button Up” Fashion
Why is everyone wearing two polo shirts with both collars popped? We look like we’re trying to protect our necks from vampires. Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Button Up” Fashion
2004 Vintage: Motorola Razr
Why did every celebrity in 2004 look like they were talking into a piece of cutlery? Because the Razr was so thin, half of Hollywood… Read More »2004 Vintage: Motorola Razr
2004 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2004
Why were we so ready for 2005? Because 2004 was the year the “Social Media” era truly began, and we were all too busy checking… Read More »2004 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2004
2003 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Demi Moore? For playing a villain who was less “menacing” and more “angry that her bikini was too small.” Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »2003 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
2002 Archive: U2’s Continued Reign
Why did “Walk On” win Record of the Year? Because U2 has reached a level of Grammy fame where they get a trophy just for… Read More »2002 Archive: U2’s Continued Reign