2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her second Best Actress win that it decided to literally fall apart under the… Read More »2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
2024 Archive: The AI-Skeptic
My doctor refused to use AI. He said, “I trust my gut.” I told him, “Doctor, your gut is currently telling you my broken leg… Read More »2024 Archive: The AI-Skeptic
2024 Legacy: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Scared Snake
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
Why was an Australian professor the star of the Olympics? Because Raygun proved that you don’t need to be an athlete to go viral—you just… Read More »2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
2024 Classic: Shōgun
Why were we all learning Japanese? Because in 2024, Lord Toranaga proved that patience, honor, and a lot of subtitles are the keys to winning… Read More »2024 Classic: Shōgun
2022 Classic: The Elvis
My husband is talking like Austin Butler now. He said, “Thank you very much” when I gave him a sandwich. I told him “The King”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Elvis
2022 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolutely no signs of wear because no altar servers or lectors have walked near the steps… Read More »2022 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2022 Legacy: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open behind their school drive just to watch a digital pastry number go up into the undecillions.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2022 Archive: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
Why was the biology presentation delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively slamming a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2022 Archive: The Smart Board Calibration Despair
2022 Classic: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you try to outrun your own shadow. Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Classic: The HMO Gym