2022 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolutely no signs of wear because no altar servers or lectors have walked near the steps… Read More »2022 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2021 Archive: The Squid Game VIP
“I’m a mysterious VIP wearing a gold mask!” “No, you’re just hiding in the bathroom so you don’t have to help with the toddler’s bath time.” Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Squid Game VIP
2021 Legacy: The “Butter” BTS Summer
Why was the corn on the cob so “Smooth”? Because BTS made sure our 2021 Fourth of July was “smooth like butter, like a criminal… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Butter” BTS Summer
2020 Archive: The White Russian
“The Dude abides the lockdown. He’s been training for this his whole life.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar”… Read More »2020 Archive: The White Russian
2020 Classic: The Harvey Weinstein Sentencing
Why did 23 years feel like a victory? To prove that even in a pandemic, the #MeToo movement was still keeping its promises. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Harvey Weinstein Sentencing
2020 Legacy: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the person who actually remembered their hand sanitizer.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Bar Stool
2020 Legacy: Robert Downey Jr.’s Accent
Why was Dolittle nominated? Because after playing Iron Man for a decade, RDJ decided his next big move should be talking to a CGI dragon’s rear end… Read More »2020 Legacy: Robert Downey Jr.’s Accent
2019 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2019 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2019 Legacy: The Liam Gallagher “Why Me? Why Not.”
Why the Gallagher ego? For Liam proving again that his solo career was the only thing keeping the Oasis flame alive. Part of the 42… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Liam Gallagher “Why Me? Why Not.”
2018 Legacy: The “Slender Man” Logic
Why was it a target? For taking an internet meme and turning it into a movie that was as thin as its namesake. Part of… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Slender Man” Logic