Why was the grunting louder? Because she reached the Wimbledon final again, proving that her shoulder was finally ready for more noise. Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova “Return to Form”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad is much cooler! Part of the 50 Classic… Read More »2010 Archive: The Cargo
Why was she “Mean”? Because in 2010, she realized that the best way to deal with a critic was to write a Grammy-winning song about… Read More »2010 Archive: Taylor Swift (Speak Now)
I’m “one” in a million. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
Why did Christian Bale start whispering? Because Christopher Nolan decided that Batman shouldn’t just be a guy in a suit; he should sound like he’s… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Batman Begins Growl
Why did the manager look like he was from the future? He had a blue light on his ear that was 20% smaller than last… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset V2
Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped production, officially ending the longest run for a car that looked like a happy turtle.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Last Volkswagen Beetle (Old Style)
“I have the heart of a dragon!” “No, you just have heartburn from those 20-cent wings you ate at the bar.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Red Dragon
Why was it the “Deep Breath” year? Because we were finishing one fight in Afghanistan and sharpening our knives for the next one in Iraq,… Read More »2002 Archive: The 2002 Final Vibe
Why did Britney Spears win Worst Actress? Because Crossroads proved that while she is the Princess of Pop, she is the “Intern of Acting”—mostly just sitting there… Read More »2002 Legacy: Britney’s Crossroads
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