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2009 Classic: The Melon

 I’m “one” in a million.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue05/10/1996 02:04Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@South_Park_Cartman09/11/2013 20:49Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Flashdance_What04/30/2010 18:33What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Napoleon_Dyna08/25/1998 01:30Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Search_Scout_9908/13/2007 00:56Scouting the web for gems like this.
@I_See_What_You09/03/2011 09:33I see what you did there. Clever!

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