2020 Classic: The Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl
Why is a 10-point deficit in the 4th quarter not a problem for the Chiefs? Because Mahomes flipped the switch, threw two TDs in minutes,… Read More »2020 Classic: The Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl
2020 Archive: The MRE “Pizza” in Quarantine
Why was it the ultimate survival food? Because it’s the only thing that tastes exactly the same whether you have your sense of taste or… Read More »2020 Archive: The MRE “Pizza” in Quarantine
2020 Classic: The “Dolly Parton” Savior
Why was the vaccine the best gift? Because Dolly Parton partially funded it, proving that she is the only person capable of saving both country… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Dolly Parton” Savior
2020 Vintage: The Boredom Level
“I’ve reached the end of the internet.” “What’s there?” “A video of a guy explaining how to organize a junk drawer. I’ve watched it four times.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Boredom Level
2020 Legacy: Best Rock Album
Why Social Cues? Because Cage the Elephant proved that being socially anxious can still be very loud and very successful. Part of the 40 Grammy… Read More »2020 Legacy: Best Rock Album
2019 Archive: The Jonas Brothers Fan
“I’m a sucker for you… and this energy-efficient lighting.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Jonas Brothers Fan
2019 Classic: The Tesla Cybertruck Reveal
Why was Dad hitting the turkey with a sledgehammer? Because Elon Musk said it was “shatterproof,” and Dad wanted to see if the same logic… Read More »2019 Classic: The Tesla Cybertruck Reveal
2019 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2018 Legacy: The Deadpool 2
I told her I’m part of the X-Force. She said, “The ‘Ex-Force’—the force that makes me want to be your ‘Ex’.” Part of the 66… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Deadpool 2
2018 Legacy: The VoIP “Zoom” Growth
Why did the boss say “You’re on mute”? Because 2018 was the year we started learning that our houses have background noise. Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The VoIP “Zoom” Growth