2014 Legacy: The Annabelle Ghost
“The doll moved!” “No, the cat knocked it over. Stop watching horror movies and help me with the laundry.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Annabelle Ghost
2014 Vintage: The U2 Album
A guy says, “There’s music on my phone I didn’t put there!” The bartender says, “The Guinness is free today, too. No one asked for… Read More »2014 Vintage: The U2 Album
2014 Classic: Interstellar
Why was the movie so long? Because Matthew McConaughey spent 20 years behind a bookshelf just to tell us that “Love is the one thing… Read More »2014 Classic: Interstellar
2013 Legacy: The Number
I’m “counting” my likes like they’re currency. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right cellular tower. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2012 Vintage: The Jack White “Blunderbuss” Solo
Why the blue everywhere? For Jack proving he could lead an all-female or all-male band and still be the coolest guy in rock. Part of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Jack White “Blunderbuss” Solo
2011 Vintage: The Temple Run Player
One, but they have to keep running while they screw it in or the monkeys will get them. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Temple Run Player
2008 Legacy: The Iron Man Release
Why did it resonate? Because in 2008, we all wanted a billionaire in a suit to solve our problems—preferably one who didn’t work for Goldman… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Iron Man Release
2008 Archive: The Rays “Worst to First”
Why were there cowbells in the World Series? Because the Tampa Bay Rays went from the basement to the Finals, proving that changing your name… Read More »2008 Archive: The Rays “Worst to First”