2023 Vintage: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as the reviews for the Flash movie.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Exercise
“I’ve started ‘Office-Commuting’.” “Is it good cardio?” “No, but walking from the parking lot to the elevator is the most exercise I’ve had in years.”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Exercise
2022 Archive: The NFT Drop
Why did the blonde try to catch a digital monkey with a butterfly net? She heard there was an “NFT drop” and didn’t want to… Read More »2022 Archive: The NFT Drop
2021 Vintage: The Lionel Messi Copa América
Why was the photo of him on the pitch so emotional? Because after four lost finals, he finally won a trophy with Argentina, and the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Lionel Messi Copa América
2021 Classic: The Wandavision Grief
“I’ve created an alternate reality where everything is a 50s sitcom!” “That’s nice, Wanda. But the mortgage is still due in 2021 reality, and the neighbors are… Read More »2021 Classic: The Wandavision Grief
2021 Legacy: The Dune
A guy walks in covered in sand and asks for a “Water of Life.” The bartender gives him a glass of tap water and says,… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Dune
2019 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Lite Envy
The crowd of kids surrounding one student who brought the new, purely handheld console to school to play Pokémon Sword and Shield during a boring… Read More »2019 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Lite Envy
2018 Vintage: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t look at a ‘Smart-TV’ for 6 hours.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth”… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Pill Logic
2018 Vintage: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer do the “Floss” during the settlement? To show the other side how easily he could “brush off” their demands. Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Negotiation