2018 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2017 fidget spinners. They’re so ‘Vintage’.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: Nintendo Switch
Why were the trick-or-treaters ignoring the candy? Because they were busy playing Breath of the Wild in handheld mode, trying to find one last Korok… Read More »2017 Classic: Nintendo Switch
2017 Legacy: The Blade Runner 2049 Visuals
It’s orange, it’s raining, and Ryan Gosling is still quiet. It’s a 163-minute masterpiece of “cool staring.” Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Blade Runner 2049 Visuals
2017 Vintage: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Launch of “HQ Trivia”
Why was everyone on their phone at 9 PM? Because Scott Rogowsky convinced millions of us that we could win $12.50 by answering 12 questions… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Launch of “HQ Trivia”
2017 Legacy: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Little Ant
2016 Classic: The Harambe Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the zoo? He argued that the gorilla’s actions were “non-binding” and lacked “contractual intent.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Harambe Defense
2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Jared Leto? For Suicide Squad, a performance that was 100% “Edge-lord” and 0% “Joker.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v… Read More »2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2015 Archive: The Leftover Logic
I asked what’s for dinner. She said, “Look at my Pinterest ‘Food’ board.” I told her I can’t eat a digital image of a taco.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Leftover Logic
2015 Legacy: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Buzz
Why was it a hit? Because “pinot noir, caviar, mid-sized car” became the national anthem of 2015. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Buzz