2012 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, growing older meant watching your grandchildren swing th...read more »

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Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quie...read more »

In 1997, growing older meant standing at the ultimate crossroads ...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

Yelling directly back at the dashboard electronic map display bec...read more »

In 2003, growing older meant standing your ground against a world...read more »

In 1995, getting older meant entering a world dominated by printe...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »

In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/23/2000 02:13I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@ICQ_Flower05/22/1995 08:43The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Pokemon_Blue01/21/2005 18:16Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Big_Snatch_Boris06/21/2005 23:02Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Wild_Thornberry08/21/2009 15:30Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Sixteen_Candles09/15/2006 04:09I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Ermahgerd_Girl02/19/2002 17:36ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!