1999 Classic: The Rain
I’m a weather-man. I’m just pouring it on. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Mimosa
A guy orders a Mimosa and says, “I’m practicing for the first brunch of the year 2000.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Mimosa
1998 Classic: The Enemy of the State Privacy
Why Will Smith? For making us all cover our webcams with tape before webcams were even a standard feature. Part of the 39 Hollywood &… Read More »1998 Classic: The Enemy of the State Privacy
1997 Classic: The Simpsons Record
Why did they win Best Animated Program? For proving that a yellow family from Springfield is the most stable thing in show business. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Simpsons Record
1996 Legacy: Mission
Impossible: Why did kids try to rappel from the ceiling to get their stockings? Because Tom Cruise made us believe that using the stairs was for… Read More »1996 Legacy: Mission
1996 Legacy: The Whiskey
A whiskey walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re aged well.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Whiskey
1996 Vintage: Best Latin Pop Performance
Why Jon Secada? Because the ’90s couldn’t exist without a man in a perfectly pressed shirt singing about heartbreak. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: Best Latin Pop Performance
1996 Archive: The Ray Walston Longevity
Why did the 81-year-old win again? Because he’s been acting since the invention of fire and still hasn’t missed a beat. Part of the 39… Read More »1996 Archive: The Ray Walston Longevity
1995 Archive: Nelson Mandela
Why did no one make fun of Mandela in 1995? Because he proved you could unite a nation through a rugby match, which was a… Read More »1995 Archive: Nelson Mandela