2008 Classic: The Heart
I’m “loving” the chaos. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The I’m a Celeb
“I’m a celebrity, get me out of here!” “You’re in a Target checkout line, stop being dramatic.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens… Read More »2007 Vintage: The I’m a Celeb
2006 Archive: The Alan Alda Farewell
Why did he win for The West Wing? For a career so legendary that the Academy gives him an Emmy every time he walks past… Read More »2006 Archive: The Alan Alda Farewell
2006 Archive: The iPod Shuffle (Clip)
Why did everyone lose their music? Because the new iPod was so small you could accidentally clip it to the inside of the trash bag… Read More »2006 Archive: The iPod Shuffle (Clip)
2006 Classic: The AIM Away Message Exodus
The teenage youth group members crafting highly emotional, symbol-loaded scripture quotes to use as their AIM away messages right before shutting down their heavy home… Read More »2006 Classic: The AIM Away Message Exodus
2004 Legacy: The Anchorman Mustache
Why Will Ferrell? For proving that “60% of the time, it works every time,” and that jazz flute is a weapon of mass destruction. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Anchorman Mustache
2004 Archive: World of Warcraft
Why did millions of people vanish from Earth in November 2004? Because Blizzard opened the gates to Azeroth, and suddenly “real life” felt like a… Read More »2004 Archive: World of Warcraft
2004 Archive: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the spotlight. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The “Bring Me to Life” Wake Up
Evanescence has made sure that every moody teenager in 2003 is currently shouting “SAVE ME” from their bedroom window. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Bring Me to Life” Wake Up
2003 Classic: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with excitement. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified