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1996 Archive: The Ray Walston Longevity

Why did the 81-year-old win again? Because he’s been acting since the invention of fire and still hasn’t missed a beat.

Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1996 “ER’s Blood, Frasier’s Three-peat & Alien Invasions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@RoboCop_9009/11/1996 12:55Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Green_Day_Fan07/08/2000 14:39Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Footloose_Ren07/19/2015 13:32Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@AllYourBase_9901/22/2008 16:39All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
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