2011 Classic: The 50/50 Movie
“The doctor says I have a 50/50 chance.” “Of surviving?” “No, of remembering our anniversary after this third beer.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The 50/50 Movie
2011 Legacy: The J. Edgar
I told her I’m a G-man. She said, “You’re a ‘G-man’—the ‘G’ stands for ‘Grocery-getter’.” Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The J. Edgar
2010 Classic: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2010 Classic: The Google Search Answer Trap
2010 Archive: The Uber Origin
A guy says, “Imagine if you could call a car with your phone!” The bartender says, “It’s called a taxi, Dave. Here’s the number.” Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The Uber Origin
2009 Classic: The Them Crooked Vultures Debut
Why the supergroup? For the year Dave Grohl, Josh Homme, and John Paul Jones decided to form the loudest band on Earth. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Them Crooked Vultures Debut
2009 Classic: The In-N-Out
Why did the East Coast traveler fly to LA? Just to take a photo of a burger and post it on Facebook to make his… Read More »2009 Classic: The In-N-Out
2006 Legacy: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with my updates. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Wii Remote “Wrist Strap” Scandal
Why was there a hole in the TV? Because the uncle didn’t use the safety strap during Wii Boxing and “knocked out” the living room… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Wii Remote “Wrist Strap” Scandal
2005 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Transparent”? Because 2005 was the year we realized “Aero” glass was coming and we wanted everything to be see-through. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Goal
2004 Legacy: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Trash