2015 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why a tie between Fifty Shades and Fantastic Four? Because the Razzies couldn’t decide if they hated “boring kink” or “boring superheroes” more. Part of the 37 Razzie… Read More »2015 Legacy: Worst Picture
2015 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline… Read More »2015 Archive: The Car Trip
2014 Archive: The Ice Cube
“I’m hand-cut. I’m the diamond of the drink.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Archive: The Ice Cube
2014 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his shoes were “a cry for help.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Pizza
2013 Legacy: The Snowden Effect
Why did the IT guy cover his webcam with a Post-it note? Because in 2013, we realized that “The Cloud” was actually watching us back.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Snowden Effect
2012 Vintage: The Argo “Argo F* Yourself”
** Why Ben Affleck? For proving that the best way to rescue hostages is to pretend you’re making the worst sci-fi movie in Hollywood history.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Argo “Argo F* Yourself”
2012 Classic: The Cabin in the Woods Twist
Why the coffee mug? For a horror movie that made fun of every other horror movie while proving that Chris Hemsworth can’t jump a motorcycle… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cabin in the Woods Twist
2012 Archive: The Introduction of the iPad Mini
Why did Apple make a smaller tablet? So politicians could hide their social media scrolling even more easily during important committee meetings. Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Introduction of the iPad Mini
2012 Archive: The François Hollande Victory
Why did France elect a “Normal” President? Because after Sarkozy’s “Hyper-Presidency,” the French just wanted a guy who looked like he could order a baguette… Read More »2012 Archive: The François Hollande Victory
2011 Archive: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the 4S. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified