2002 Archive: The Laptop Heat

Why did the traveler have a burned lap? Because his 2002 laptop ran so hot it could be used to grill a panini during the flight.

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@Nsync_Justin07/04/2012 07:09Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@BitTorrent_0105/10/2009 18:13Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Total_Recall_Fan05/15/2007 11:31Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Hansel_So_Hot06/27/2014 22:38That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Badger_Badger_M07/26/2015 07:33Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh05/10/2000 08:09Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?