2004 Classic: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had more ‘phantom’ power.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ghost
2004 Vintage: The Sheep
I’m “following” the leaderboards. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Trash
2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings
The Return of the King. Eleven Oscars. My wife gave me one Oscar—for “Best Performance in Avoiding a Conversation.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings
2003 Classic: The Call of Duty Player
One, but they need a whole squad to cover them while they climb the ladder. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Call of Duty Player
2002 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? I had to knock! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Isabel
2002 Classic: The “Halloween
Resurrection” Joke: Why Busta Rhymes? For using karate on Michael Myers, a moment that officially killed the slasher genre for a decade. Part of the 39… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Halloween
2002 Archive: The Austin Powers Fan
“Gold-bulb! I love goooooooold-light!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Laptop Heat
Why did the traveler have a burned lap? Because his 2002 laptop ran so hot it could be used to grill a panini during the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Laptop Heat
2002 Vintage: The Tablet PC
Why did the traveler look frustrated? He had the first Windows Tablet and spent the whole flight trying to get the pen to click “Close.”… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Tablet PC