2022 Vintage: The TikTok Corn Craze
Why did the school cafeteria sound like an agricultural convention in September? Because a viral internet song made a single vegetable popular, and the entire… Read More »2022 Vintage: The TikTok Corn Craze
2022 Archive: The Tourist
“Is this the room where the ‘Corn’ video was filmed?” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and… Read More »2022 Archive: The Tourist
2022 Classic: The Anthony Hopkins Presenter Bit
Why was he back? To show the 2021 losers that he actually can make it to the ceremony if he wants to. Part of the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Anthony Hopkins Presenter Bit
2022 Legacy: The 2022 ChatGPT Launch (Late 2022)
Someone just told me a computer can write my emails for me. I’m currently asking it to write a poem about cheese. The future is… Read More »2022 Legacy: The 2022 ChatGPT Launch (Late 2022)
2020 Legacy: The Mask Debate
Why was a piece of cloth so political? Because in 2020, “Freedom” was defined by how much of your face you were willing to show… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mask Debate
2020 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the “Premium Zoom” account? Because he proved he was the only one who could “host” a civil conversation. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
2019 Classic: Untitled Goose Game
Why were we being so annoying? Because 2019 taught us that “honking” at a gardener and stealing his keys is the most relaxing way to… Read More »2019 Classic: Untitled Goose Game
2018 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Melissa McCarthy
Why did she win? Because in the same year she was nominated for The Happytime Murders, she gave an Oscar-nominated performance in Can You Ever Forgive Me?—the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Melissa McCarthy
2017 Classic: The “Attention” Charlie Puth
He’s just calling me because he wants attention. He’s the most relatable pop star of 2017. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Attention” Charlie Puth
2016 Vintage: The MRI
“Does this machine work with my ‘Health App’?” “No, it’s a magnet. It’ll erase your ‘Save Game’ and your phone.” Part of the 69 Doctor… Read More »2016 Vintage: The MRI