1999 Classic: The Cher Fan
“Do you believe in light after love?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Scream
“Why did you scream during the movie?” “I thought the killer was my mother-in-law.” “But it was a giant dinosaur!” “Exactly. The resemblance was uncanny.”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Scream
1997 Classic: The Lab Result
“I have the results of your DNA test,” the doctor said. “It turns out you’re 50% patient, 50% insurance paperwork, and 100% broke.” Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Lab Result
1997 Legacy: The Heart
My wife saw Titanic for the third time. She says our romance is like the movie, but I’m pretty sure I’m the iceberg in this scenario. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Heart
1996 Classic: The Cruise
A couple is on a cruise. The husband says, “The ocean is so deep and vast.” The wife says, “Just like your wallet when the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Cruise
1996 Archive: The “Macarena” Peak
Why did the 1996 parade look like a synchronized dance video? Because the song was inescapable; even the local veterans’ color guard was tempted to… Read More »1996 Archive: The “Macarena” Peak
1995 Archive: The Laser Disc
It’s like a CD, but the size of a pizza, and it makes you look like a tech-god until you have to flip it halfway… Read More »1995 Archive: The Laser Disc
1995 Archive: The Multi-Color Pen Flex
Why did that one student feel like a king? Because they had the 10-color clicky pen that was as thick as a baseball bat and… Read More »1995 Archive: The Multi-Color Pen Flex
1995 Vintage: The Sandra Oh Debut
Why Double Happiness? For a breakout performance that proved you could be a star in 1995 without having to fight a vampire or a dinosaur.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Sandra Oh Debut
1995 Legacy: Worst Dressed (Honorary Emmy)
Why the mullets? Because in 1995, the back of every actor’s head looked like a small, sad forest that wouldn’t stop growing. Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: Worst Dressed (Honorary Emmy)