2008 Legacy: The Horse
I’m “stable” for now. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The “Perfect Stranger” Twist
Why Bruce Willis and Halle Berry? For an ending so stupid it made Catwoman look like a masterpiece of logic. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Perfect Stranger” Twist
2007 Legacy: The Queens of the Stone Age “Era Vulgaris”
Why the lightbulbs? For the “dirty” rock album that sounded like it was recorded in a robot’s garage. Part of the 40 Musician & Rock… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Queens of the Stone Age “Era Vulgaris”
2007 Vintage: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the modern era. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Car Trip
We drove to the beach. She said the sand was “too unorganized.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Car Trip
2007 Legacy: The Arcade Fire “Neon Bible”
Why the pipe organ? For the indie giants proving they could be even more dramatic and grand than their debut. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Arcade Fire “Neon Bible”
2007 Vintage: The Optimist
“Perfect! Now I don’t have to see how much my stock portfolio dropped.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Optimist
2006 Vintage: The Nintendo Wii Launch
Why did politicians love the Wii? Because it was the first time they could pretend to play sports without actually leaving their office or risking… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Nintendo Wii Launch
2006 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2006 Vintage: The Idiocracy Prediction
I just watched a movie about the future where everyone is stupid. It’s starting to feel like a documentary. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Idiocracy Prediction