2012 Classic: The Laptop “Hybrid”
Why did the screen pop off? Because 2012 was the year of “Convertibles” that were 50% laptop, 50% tablet, and 100% confusing. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Laptop “Hybrid”
2011 Legacy: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2011 Vintage: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new charger! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal &… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Anita
2011 Vintage: The Rafael Nadal “Djokovic-Phobia”
Why was Rafa losing every final? Because Novak was playing like he was from a different planet, and Rafa’s “kryptonite” was now a guy from… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Rafael Nadal “Djokovic-Phobia”
2011 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out that blocky graphics are back. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Tab
I’m “switching” between my social lives. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Speak Now”
Why the solo writing? For Taylor writing every single word of the album herself to prove she didn’t need any help to conquer the world.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Speak Now”
2009 Archive: The Battery
I’m “charged” up for the 2010s. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Horse
I’m “stable” for now. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified