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2011 Legacy: The Instant Decaf Cauldron

The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops of instant decaf.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Firewire_Fan08/01/1998 22:00Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S04/05/1997 14:10I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@YouTube_Beta_User08/21/2011 06:27I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Hat_Tip_Sir04/16/1997 17:22M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Podcast_Listener01/23/2000 15:01I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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