2006 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

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@Napster_King11/12/2011 19:56I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Cyber_Traveler07/05/2004 14:51Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/26/2014 03:24That still only counts as one laugh!

@Pedro_For_Pres08/07/1995 19:21Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Grinds_My_Gears03/18/2010 02:45You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog12/13/1995 06:29Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Search_Scout_9911/27/1996 09:49Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Leet_Speaker_7701/26/2006 15:447h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!