2010 Archive: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “updating his software”? “Digital infrastructure optimization and security briefing.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Hourly Rate
2010 Legacy: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their insurance card is from 2009 and won’t scan.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch &… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Transplant
2009 Archive: The Berry
I’m “berry” much ready. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Final Result
I checked my FarmVille status. My “Marriage” crop has withered due to neglect. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Final Result
2009 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson Four-Peat
Why was NASCAR getting predictable? Because Jimmie won his fourth straight championship, making the “Chase for the Cup” look like a 36-week coronation ceremony. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson Four-Peat
2009 Archive: The Arizona Cardinals’ Retirement
Why was Kurt Warner leaving? Because he realized that his brain was more important than another Super Bowl run, ending one of the greatest “Cinderella”… Read More »2009 Archive: The Arizona Cardinals’ Retirement
2009 Archive: The Uncharted 2 Player
One, but they have to hang off a train dangling over a cliff to reach the socket. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The Uncharted 2 Player
2009 Legacy: The Heath Ledger Moment
Why was the room so quiet during the Supporting Actor win? Because for the first time in history, everyone agreed that the best performance of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Heath Ledger Moment
2008 Vintage: The Pineapple Express Smoke
A movie that made me realize that Seth Rogen and James Franco are the only people I want to be stuck with in a crisis.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Pineapple Express Smoke
2008 Classic: The MGMT “Oracular Spectacular” (Peak)
Why the headbands? For the year “Time to Pretend” and “Kids” became the mandatory soundtrack for every hipster party and college dorm on the planet.… Read More »2008 Classic: The MGMT “Oracular Spectacular” (Peak)