2014 Classic: The “Turn Down for What” Guy
One, but instead of screwing it in, they just smash through the floor while the bass drops. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Turn Down for What” Guy
2014 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Degrade and Destroy”? Because “Defeat” sounded too ambitious for a three-year bombing campaign. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
2012 Classic: The Chelsea Miracle in Munich
Why couldn’t Bayern Munich fans believe their eyes? Because Chelsea played the final in Bayern’s home stadium, defended for 120 minutes, and then Didier Drogba… Read More »2012 Classic: The Chelsea Miracle in Munich
2012 Classic: The Hunger
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Katniss. / Katniss who? / Katniss (Can-this) door be any harder to open? I’m hungry! Part of the 51… Read More »2012 Classic: The Hunger
2012 Classic: The LeBron James Ring
Why did the smell of burning jerseys finally fade in Cleveland? Because LeBron won his first title with the Miami Heat, silencing the critics and… Read More »2012 Classic: The LeBron James Ring
2012 Archive: The Wii Fit U
Why was the traveler standing on a scale? Because he wanted to see if the “End of the World” made him lose weight. Part of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Wii Fit U
2011 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM with a clipboard, tracking the exact speed of the neighborhood mail truck down… Read More »2011 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2010 Vintage: The Text Message Prayer Failure
The prayer group leader attempting to send an urgent request via text message, only to spend five dollars because the message exceeded the 160-character limit… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Text Message Prayer Failure
2010 Classic: The “Uptown Funk” Pre-hype
Why was the office radio so funky? Because 2010 was the year we started preparing for the brass section to take over. Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Uptown Funk” Pre-hype
2010 Legacy: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their insurance card is from 2009 and won’t scan.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch &… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Transplant