2024 Vintage: The Number
I’m “counting” my credits. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The Twitter “Blue” Mess
Why did the boss have a checkmark next to his name on a piece of paper? Because he refused to pay $8 to Elon and… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Twitter “Blue” Mess
2023 Archive: Prince Louis’s Bedtime
Why wasn’t little Prince Louis at the whole concert? Because even a future heir to the throne has the right to go to sleep at… Read More »2023 Archive: Prince Louis’s Bedtime
2023 Vintage: The Deion Sanders “Prime Time” Colorado
Why was everyone wearing sunglasses? Because “Coach Prime” turned a 1-win team into the center of the college football world in exactly three weeks. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Deion Sanders “Prime Time” Colorado
2023 Classic: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Custom GPT.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Closing Argument
2023 Archive: The “Tush Push” (Part 2)
Why was the NFL trying to ban it? Because the Eagles were too good at it, and in the NFL, “too good” is usually illegal… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Tush Push” (Part 2)
2021 Vintage: The NFT Craze
Why did the blonde try to print out a picture of a digital cat and sell it at a garage sale for $10,000? She heard… Read More »2021 Vintage: The NFT Craze
2021 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “Stay High”? Because Brittany Howard’s solo career is a masterclass in how to be effortlessly cool. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: Best Rock Song
2021 Archive: The Licorice Pizza
“I’m a 15-year-old entrepreneur in the 70s!” “And I’m a 40-year-old with a backache in 2021. The vibes are different.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Archive: The Licorice Pizza