Why did it change to “Degrade and Destroy”? Because “Defeat” sounded too ambitious for a three-year bombing campaign.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!