2001 Archive: The Segway (Launch)
Why was the “futuristic” monster moving so slowly? Because Steve Jobs told us the Segway would change the world, but it mostly just changed how… Read More »2001 Archive: The Segway (Launch)
2001 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a pineapple because it was “unnecessarily prickly.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Supermarket
2001 Legacy: Britney’s Snake
Why did the school pageant go wrong? Because after the VMA performance, every girl wanted to walk onto the stage with a live python instead… Read More »2001 Legacy: Britney’s Snake
2000 Classic: Vicente Fox’s Victory
Why was the Mexican election a big deal? Because for the first time in 71 years, the PRI party lost, proving that even the longest-running… Read More »2000 Classic: Vicente Fox’s Victory
2000 Vintage: The SMS
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / SMS. / SMS who? / SMS-age for you: Open the door! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The SMS
1999 Legacy: The Telecommuting Dream
Why was the employee at home? He told the boss he was “testing the Y2K stability of the remote connection.” Part of the 77 Office… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Telecommuting Dream
1999 Classic: The USB Key
Why did the traveler lose his files? He bought the first “Thumb Drive” which held 8MB and lost it in the seat cushions before he… Read More »1999 Classic: The USB Key
1998 Classic: The “Sex and the City” Premiere
Why were the moms drinking “Cosmos” instead of beer? Because they were busy deciding which one of them was the “Carrie” of the neighborhood association.… Read More »1998 Classic: The “Sex and the City” Premiere
1998 Archive: The iMac USB Panic
Apple removed the floppy drive! How am I supposed to save my 400kb Word document now? What is “USB”? Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1998 Archive: The iMac USB Panic
1998 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Shannon Briggs
Why was Briggs so confident? Because he said “Let’s go Champ!”, but Lewis decided that “Let’s go home” was a better ending for the fight.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Lennox Lewis vs. Shannon Briggs