2023 Vintage: The Bank Statement
Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Bank Statement
2022 Archive: The “Little Miss” Memes
Why did every gift have a weird caption? “Little Miss buys all her presents on December 24th at 4:00 PM.” Part of the 35 Christmas… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Little Miss” Memes
2022 Vintage: The Will Smith Slap Imitations
Why did the vice principal look so exhausted during hallway monitoring in April? Because every time a kid made a bad joke during transition periods,… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Will Smith Slap Imitations
2021 Vintage: Olivia Rodrigo – “Drivers License”
Why was the teenage niece crying in the driveway? Because she finally got her license, but she spent the whole holiday “driving past your house”… Read More »2021 Vintage: Olivia Rodrigo – “Drivers License”
2020 Archive: The WFH Yoga
“I’m doing ‘Downward Dog’ during the conference call!” “Is your camera off?” “I… don’t know.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal &… Read More »2020 Archive: The WFH Yoga
2020 Classic: The “Crying Jordan” Update
Why did Jordan memes come back? Because The Last Dance gave us footage of MJ laughing at a tablet, which became the official internet response to every… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Crying Jordan” Update
2020 Vintage: The Pierre Gasly Monza Win
Why was Italy drinking prosecco? Because a driver from a tiny team (AlphaTauri) won an F1 race, which in a normal year happens about as… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Pierre Gasly Monza Win
2019 Legacy: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future of Star Wars. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Banana
2019 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2018 Classic: The Battle Royale Bill
I asked why my surgery was so expensive. The surgeon said, “It’s a ‘Battle Royale’ hospital. Only one person leaves with their savings intact, and… Read More »2018 Classic: The Battle Royale Bill