2012 Legacy: The Pussy Riot Trial
Why were three women in a Russian jail? Because they performed a “punk prayer” in a cathedral, proving that in Putin’s Russia, the only thing… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Pussy Riot Trial
2012 Archive: The Maya Apocalypse
Why did the accountant stop doing the 2013 budget? Because the Mayans said the world ends in December, and he didn’t want to waste his… Read More »2012 Archive: The Maya Apocalypse
2011 Legacy: The Rebecca Black
It’s Friday night. A guy starts singing, “Friday, Friday, gettin’ down on Friday!” The bartender hands him the bill and says, “Which seat can you… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Rebecca Black
2011 Classic: Worst Screen Ensemble
Why the entire cast of Jack and Jill? Because everyone involved should have known better, especially the ones with Oscars. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards… Read More »2011 Classic: Worst Screen Ensemble
2011 Legacy: Nicolas Cage’s Three-Way
Why was he nominated for three movies? For Drive Angry, Season of the Witch, and Trespass—the ultimate “I have a tax bill” trilogy. Part of the 41 Razzie… Read More »2011 Legacy: Nicolas Cage’s Three-Way
2011 Classic: The Plank Trend
Why was the accountant lying face down on the filing cabinet? He wasn’t passing out; he was “Planking” for his 15 followers on Twitter. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Plank Trend
2010 Classic: The Ending of Combat Operations in Iraq
Why was the 2010 announcement so quiet? Because after seven years, the word “Ending” had lost its meaning to everyone except the families. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Ending of Combat Operations in Iraq
2010 Archive: The Glee Phenomenon
Why did Jane Lynch win? Because Sue Sylvester is the only person who can insult the entire entertainment industry in a tracksuit and have everyone… Read More »2010 Archive: The Glee Phenomenon
2009 Legacy: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 43… Read More »2009 Legacy: The CD
2009 Classic: The USB “Humping Dog”
Why did HR ban the gadget? Because 2009-era USB toys had officially reached the peak of “unprofessional.” Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009… Read More »2009 Classic: The USB “Humping Dog”