Why did it change to “Advising”? Because “Winning” was too expensive and “Advising” sounds like we’re just there for the coffee.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
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2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
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39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
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39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
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36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
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34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
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33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.