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2013 Legacy: The “Winning” Strategy

Why did it change to “Advising”? Because “Winning” was too expensive and “Advising” sounds like we’re just there for the coffee.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman08/10/2014 02:43Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Linux_Distro_Fan02/15/2013 00:45Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Melrose_Place_Fan06/27/2010 09:12Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Brennan_Huff_X01/13/2004 10:59I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Tay_Zonday_Fan11/28/2007 10:31Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Cloud_Computing07/13/2012 12:37Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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