2009 Classic: The Smartphone GPS
Why did the blonde argue with her phone? It told her to “turn right” and she said she wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment.… Read More »2009 Classic: The Smartphone GPS
2007 Archive: Gordon Brown Takes Over
Why was Gordon Brown the unluckiest man in the UK? Because he spent 10 years waiting for the keys to the house, and Tony Blair… Read More »2007 Archive: Gordon Brown Takes Over
2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Ending
“I’m suing the human race!” “Start by suing the guy who sold you that extended warranty for the car.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Ending
2006 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new DSLR? Part of the 46… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Wooden
2003 Vintage: The 2003 Final Industry Vibe
Why the peak? Because it was the year the “Trilogy” was perfected, the “Blockbuster” became an art form, and Johnny Depp became the highest-paid actor… Read More »2003 Vintage: The 2003 Final Industry Vibe
2003 Legacy: The Roman Polanski Win
Why was the room so quiet? Because winning Best Director while you’re not allowed in the country is the ultimate Hollywood “It’s Complicated” relationship status.… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Roman Polanski Win
2003 Vintage: The Plum
I’ve got a “fruitful” imagination. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Freaky Friday Swap
Why Jamie Lee Curtis? For a performance that proved a grown woman acting like a teenager is the peak of 2003 physical comedy. Part of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Freaky Friday Swap
2002 Classic: The NFL Realignment
Why were the divisions so confusing? Because 2002 was the year the league moved teams around like they were playing a giant game of Tetris.… Read More »2002 Classic: The NFL Realignment