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2007 Archive: Gordon Brown Takes Over

Why was Gordon Brown the unluckiest man in the UK? Because he spent 10 years waiting for the keys to the house, and Tony Blair only handed them over once the roof started leaking and the bank started calling.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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