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1998 Archive: The New Year’s Eve

 Why were people staying home? Because they wanted to be near their computers to see if the world actually ended when the clock hit 1999.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lara_Croft_9607/31/1995 08:45Found a real treasure with this one.
@Pager_Guy03/29/2011 00:00Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/31/2004 13:27My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Marla_Singer_Fan07/20/2003 02:32A joke for the end of the world.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/15/2010 06:38Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Yugioh_Duelist04/09/2013 03:15You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Tina_Eat_Food10/27/2000 21:27Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Slashdot_Effect03/15/2005 13:40We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Pwnage_King08/30/2009 06:49Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/13/2004 02:32Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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