2001 Legacy: The “Fallin'” Alicia Keys
I keep hearing this “A-minor” piano riff in my sleep. Alicia has officially claimed the radio for the next 12 months. Part of the 63… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Fallin’” Alicia Keys
2000 Archive: The Coaster
A guy uses his coaster to write down a website address that will be gone by 2002. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The Coaster
2000 Archive: The Segway “Ginger” Rumors
Why were we talking about “The Invention of the Century”? Because Steve Jobs said a secret project would change cities forever—and we thought it was… Read More »2000 Archive: The Segway “Ginger” Rumors
2000 Vintage: The Altavista Decline
Why was the “Big Dog” of search looking skinny? Because the “Simple White Page” was taking all its bones. Part of the 73 Office Groaners:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Altavista Decline
1999 Classic: The Dreamcast
My husband says the graphics are “photorealistic.” I told him if he spent that much time looking at a real photo of me, he’d notice… Read More »1999 Classic: The Dreamcast
1998 Archive: The Powerpuff Girls
Why were there groups of three girls everywhere? Because Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were the only superheroes that mattered in ’98. Part of the 37… Read More »1998 Archive: The Powerpuff Girls
1998 Legacy: The Skater
One, but they’ll try to grind the edge of the lamp shade. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Skater
1998 Legacy: The Millennium Fear
Every time the clock strikes midnight, I check to see if my microwave has become self-aware yet. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Millennium Fear
1997 Vintage: Good Will Hunting
Why did the math nerd dress up as a janitor? Because he wanted to solve the “equation of the perfect candy-to-weight ratio” on the neighbor’s… Read More »1997 Vintage: Good Will Hunting
1997 Legacy: The Plum
I’m a plumber. I’m just plum tired. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified