2006 Vintage: The Nintendo DS Lite
Why was the breakroom so bright? Everyone had the new “Polar White” DS and was busy training their brains with Dr. Kawashima. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Nintendo DS Lite
2005 Legacy: The Laptop Fingerprint Scanner
Why was the salesman licking his finger? He heard the new security sensor was “biometric” and he was confused. Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Laptop Fingerprint Scanner
2005 Vintage: The Iraqi Elections (January)
Why were people showing off purple fingers? To prove that they had voted in the first free election, and that “ink” was the new symbol… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Iraqi Elections (January)
2005 Legacy: Worst Actress
Why Jenny McCarthy? For a performance so loud and frantic it made Jim Carrey look like a silent film star. Part of the 33 Razzie… Read More »2005 Legacy: Worst Actress
2004 Legacy: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Jackass Movie
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is ‘Trying to explain the credit card bill to my wife’!” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging &… Read More »2002 Classic: The Jackass Movie
2002 Archive: The Signs Part 2
“Why are you wearing a tinfoil hat?” “To stop the telemarketers from reading my mind!” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites”… Read More »2002 Archive: The Signs Part 2
2002 Classic: The Wikipedia Awakening
Why did the history teacher look so defeated? Because he finally figured out what Wikipedia was, and realized that thirty different book reports on the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Wikipedia Awakening
2001 Vintage: The Training Day
“My boss is like Denzel in Training Day.” “Tough?” “No, he just screams ‘King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!’ every time he fixes the copier.” Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Training Day
2001 Legacy: The “Fallin'” Alicia Keys
I keep hearing this “A-minor” piano riff in my sleep. Alicia has officially claimed the radio for the next 12 months. Part of the 63… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Fallin’” Alicia Keys