Why did the math nerd dress up as a janitor? Because he wanted to solve the “equation of the perfect candy-to-weight ratio” on the neighbor’s chalkboard.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
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2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
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2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
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2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
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34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Silently laughing in the snow.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
No way! That’s too much!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!