2020 Vintage: The “Virtual” Recruitment
Why did the Army move to Twitch in 2020? To find the next generation of “Cyber Warriors” in the only place they were allowed to… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Virtual” Recruitment
2020 Archive: The Flight Vouchers
Why was the traveler’s wallet full of “worthless” paper? Because he had 15 vouchers for flights that would expire before the world reopened. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Flight Vouchers
2020 Classic: Usher’s Prince Tribute
Why the ruffles? Because nobody can replace the Purple One, but Usher in a sparkly jacket is a pretty good way to spend five minutes… Read More »2020 Classic: Usher’s Prince Tribute
2020 Classic: The Queen’s Gambit Player
One, but they have to stare at the ceiling for three hours visualizing the moves before they touch the socket. Part of the 56 Light… Read More »2020 Classic: The Queen’s Gambit Player
2020 Classic: The Tiger King
A guy walks into a bar with a bleached mullet and a floral shirt. The bartender says, “No tigers allowed.” The guy says, “I don’t… Read More »2020 Classic: The Tiger King
2020 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The “Marriage Story” Argument
Why were the two co-founders shouting in the office? They were recreating the “Wall Punch” scene from the movie to settle a budget dispute. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Marriage Story” Argument
2018 Classic: The Orange
I’m “glad” I didn’t get snapped. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The “Slow Hands” Niall Horan
The “chill” member of One Direction is making me want to wear a linen shirt and drink a mojito. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Slow Hands” Niall Horan
2017 Vintage: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the underdog. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified