2005 Archive: The Status Update
She changed her status to “Visiting the son-in-law.” Within five minutes, three people sent her “Get Well Soon” cards. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Status Update
2005 Legacy: The Launch of TeamSpeak 2
Why were we yelling at our clans? Because before Discord, we had a gray box that let us coordinate our World of Warcraft raids while sounding like… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Launch of TeamSpeak 2
2005 Legacy: The Tiger Woods Chip-In
Why did the Nike swoosh wait on the lip of the cup? Because it was the most dramatic free commercial in history. Tiger’s birdie chip… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Tiger Woods Chip-In
2004 Archive: The Facebook
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Can I ‘poke’ you?” The bartender says, “Do that again and I’ll ‘block’ you from… Read More »2004 Archive: The Facebook
2004 Classic: The Office 2003 Service Pack
Why was the computer so stable? It wasn’t; it just learned how to hide the “System Error” messages better. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Office 2003 Service Pack
2004 Archive: The White Chicks “A Thousand Miles”
Terry Crews just made this song 100% cooler by singing it in a car. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive.… Read More »2004 Archive: The White Chicks “A Thousand Miles”
2003 Legacy: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the internet. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Launch of the iTunes Music Store
Why did we start paying for music again? Because Steve Jobs realized that if you made a song cost 99 cents and a single click,… Read More »2003 Archive: The Launch of the iTunes Music Store
2003 Vintage: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a baker? A “pie-thon.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Scared Snake
2003 Legacy: The 28 Days Later (US Release)
Why the empty streets? For making New York and London look like ghost towns before it was “cool.” Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 28 Days Later (US Release)