1995 Vintage: The Letterman “Top Ten” List

Why did he do it at the Oscars? To show that “Late Night” and “Prime Time” are the same thing if you have enough cue cards.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »

In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »

Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »

Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »

In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »

Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »

Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »

Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »

Why did the bomb movie win? Because cutting together three differ...read more »

Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »

In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »

Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »

Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »

Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »

@Sidekick_User04/18/2004 21:06Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@OfficeWorker_9905/26/2009 20:28I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@SpiderMan_Peter02/25/2001 14:36My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green07/28/2014 13:36Super green! Hilarious!

@Nu_Metal_Kid02/27/2006 01:59I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Butthead_Uhhh01/22/2004 20:22Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/20/1997 10:00Heh heh heh. Good one.

@Tablet_User_1008/21/2001 20:00Tapping my way to a good mood.