1999 Vintage: The Internet
I’m a surfer. I’m just riding the digital wave. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The In-Flight Smoking
Why was the air so clear? Because 1998 was one of the first years we realized that “Non-Smoking” shouldn’t smell like a Vegas casino. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The In-Flight Smoking
1998 Archive: The Cyber-Pet Death
Why was the office in mourning? The VP’s Tamagotchi died during a high-stakes merger. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Cyber-Pet Death
1997 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Rugrats Balloon
Why was the parade extra noisy? Because the Rugrats made their giant balloon debut, and every toddler in NYC was screaming “Reptar!” at a six-story… Read More »1997 Archive: The Rugrats Balloon
1996 Classic: The Encyclopedia Verification
Refusing to accept a sports score or historical fact unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1989 World Book Encyclopedia.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Encyclopedia Verification
1996 Archive: The Maxwell “Urban Hang Suite”
Why so sexy? For the birth of Neo-Soul that made people suddenly want to burn incense and wear linen shirts. Part of the 38 Musician… Read More »1996 Archive: The Maxwell “Urban Hang Suite”
1996 Vintage: The Marilyn Manson “Antichrist Superstar”
Why the parental panic? Because Brian Warner officially became the new devil for the middle class, proving that contact lenses and no eyebrows were the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Marilyn Manson “Antichrist Superstar”
1996 Archive: The Orange (Finish)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1996 Archive: The Orange (Finish)
1995 Vintage: The Letterman “Top Ten” List
Why did he do it at the Oscars? To show that “Late Night” and “Prime Time” are the same thing if you have enough cue… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Letterman “Top Ten” List