“I’m feeling ‘Dirrty’.” “Good, because the bathroom needs scrubbing and you’re the only one not doing anything.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging &… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Christina Aguilera
“I don’t know who I am.” “You’re the guy who didn’t do the dishes, Steve. Memory restored?” Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Bourne Logic
Why did she win Supporting Actress? For proving that a meddling mother-in-law is the scariest—and funniest—villain on TV. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Doris Roberts Dominance
Why was Bush talking about cells? Because in August, the biggest moral crisis in America was whether to use 5-day-old embryos for science—a debate that… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Stem Cell Debate
Why did Mariah Carey’s Glitter become a legend? Because it proved you can make a movie about superstardom that has less shine than a burnt-out lightbulb in… Read More »2001 Archive: The Glitter Bomb
I’m a pebble. I’m just “rocking.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
Why did we hire a “Webmaster”? To change the font size on the homepage once every six months. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Office Logic
The parish council opening the January meeting by laughing about the fifty cases of canned goods stockpiled in the basement, then quietly voting to use… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Y2K Relief Celebration
I’m a surfer. I’m just riding the digital wave. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
A guy writes his email address on a coaster. The bartender says, “What’s an ‘@’ sign?” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Archive: The Coaster
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