The group of eighth graders huddling around a single smartphone screen during lunch recess, screaming because Shaggy from Scooby-Doo just defeated Batman in a chaotic… Read More »2022 Classic: The MultiVersus Tournament Hype
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did it take so many tries? To show that in 2022, “Rocket Science” is still harder than “Political Science,” but they both involve a… Read More »2022 Archive: The Artemis 1 Launch
Why did Facebook change its name? Because Mark Zuckerberg wanted us to live in a virtual world where we could high-five our friends as legless… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Meta” Rebrand
Why Bruce Willis for three different movies? For entering the “direct-to-video” phase of his career where he barely looks like he knows which movie he’s… Read More »2020 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
I told her I’m Forky. She said, “Yeah, you’re ‘trash’ and you belong in the bin.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Archive: The Toy Story 4
Why was the basement so scary? Because Bong Joon-ho proved that the most dangerous thing in a house isn’t a ghost—it’s a family that’s smarter… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Parasite “Ram-don”
“Real, cold, and not a CGI effect.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did Jordan Peele win Best Original Screenplay? Because he managed to turn a weekend with the in-laws into the most terrifying and accurate social… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Get Out” History
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